Top Ten Reasons I haven't been blogging

Yes, I know it has been a long time since I have blogged on here, almost 3 months. I’m sure some of you are wondering why. So I have decided to do a top 10 list, inspired by my cousin Matt, who did one for his first sermon at his new church in Pennsylvania. Yes some are true and some are false, I’ll let you decide which is which.

10. I’ve got 4 letters for you: L….A….Z….Y
9. I’ll get to it tomorrow
8. It’s the Federal Governments fault, no it’s Bush’s fault, no, well, I know it ain’t MY FAULT
7. All work and no play makes Jacques a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jacques a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jacques a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jacques a dull boy. (If you don’t get this one email me)
6. I guess I should have listened to Tom Cruise and stayed off the Zanax
5. Been serving a suspension for steroids
4. The word for the day is J-O-B, sure does take up a lot of free time
3. I see the 4 people who read it on Tuesdays or Wednesdays anyways
2. Been traded to the Yankees for a minor league prospect to be named later
And the number one reason I have not been blogging is …..

1. I’ve got that thing where you want to write and you know you need to write and you feel the pressure to write but something keeps getting in the way, you know that thing, it’s like something is blocking me from writing and nothing comes to mind. It’s like an obstacle and I don’t know what to write. Yeah that it’s, I’ve got that thing.

Here are a couple of honorable mentions, in my opinion.

It’s my blog and I’ll write when I FEEL like it.
I didn’t think anyone had noticed
I’ve been gone on a special forces trip, which was very important and really cool. I’d tell you about it but, well you know what would happen if I did.
Schwarzenegger told me not to.
I have been blogging all along in invisible ink